English Humorous Voicemail Greeting

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Description

I created this funny voicemail greeting because I was tired of the calls I was getting. It's funny and sarcastic.

Vocal Characteristics

Language

English

Voice Age

Middle Aged (35-54)

Accents

North American (General) North American (US General American - GenAM) North American (US New York, New Jersey, Bronx, Brooklyn)

Transcript

Note: Transcripts are generated using speech recognition software and may contain errors.
Hello. Thank you for calling. If you stayed on this long, you must really be trying to reach me. If you're calling about my student loan, which I have never had, please press one. If you're calling about my vehicle's extended warranty, even though I don't have a driver's license, please press two for all other calls. Please stay on the line and leave a brief voice message and I may or may not get back to you. Thank you. Have a great day.