A Reading of 'Medium' A Monologue by Joseph Arnone
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EnglishVoice Age
Young Adult (18-35)Accents
North American (General) North American (US General American - GenAM)Transcript
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I'm a medium. Why do you keep asking me if I'm a small? Do I look like a hobbit to you? I have wide shoulders. Look, look at me. See how my shoulders are wide And then as you go down, it starts to V. That's because I have wide shoulders. All right. I know the last year you got me was a small and still look big on May. That's because it was made that way. That's the design of how that company makes that style shirt. There are other companies I can get in a large like that coat. You made fun of me in. That was the style. Ah, little baggy. Well, actually, yeah. You're right about the coat. It was too big. Why buy a coat? So, big honey, do I suffer from a slight case of Napoleon disease? Not like a big case, but like a small case. You think? Uh huh. Well, my height is 5 11. So I'm no Napoleon. What? I am 5 11. I'm not 59 Listen, when we measured last time, it was in an old house with crooked flooring. All right. Your mother's floor is still the original from 1910. It's all lopsided. Everyone's height fluctuates in that house, depending on where they're standing. Your Uncle Toby, whose 22 was staring down at me in the kitchen and then in the living room. He was at my knees. Come on, that's not fair. I'm no smaller than 5 10 that I 100% sure about on my life. I swear on my life about that. And that's still a good height for a guy. So I'm not complaining. I'll give you the inch, but please, most shirts fit me in a medium, so order me a medium.