Adam's Family Values Monologue
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Language
EnglishVoice Age
Young Adult (18-35)Accents
North American (General)Transcript
Note: Transcripts are generated using speech recognition software and may contain errors.
I don't want to hurt anybody. I don't enjoy hurting anybody. I don't like guns, bombs or electric chairs, But sometimes people just won't listen. So I have to use persuasion and slides. My parents, Sharon and Dave Generous, doting. Or were they? All I ever wanted was a ballerina Barbie in her pretty pink tutu. My birthday I was 10. And do you know what? They got me Malibu Barbie. That's no what I wanted. That's not who I waas. Hi. Ballerina. Graceful, delicate. They had to go. My first husband, the heart surgeon all day long. Coronaries! Transplants! Sorry about the dinner, Deb. The pope has a cold husband. Number two with Senator. He loved his state. He loved his country. Sorry, Debbie. No Mercedes. This year we have to set an example. Oh, yeah? Set this. My latest husband, my late late husband faster. And his adorable family. You took me in. You accepted me. But did any of you love me? I mean, really love me So I killed. So I made. So I destroyed one innocent life after another. Aren't I a human being? Don't I yearn and eight and shop? Don't I deserve love and jewelry? Goodbye, everybody. Yeah, Wish me luck.