Grandfather and Grandson conversation
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EnglishVoice Age
Senior (55+)Accents
North American (General) North American (US New England - Boston, Providence) North American (US New York, New Jersey, Bronx, Brooklyn)Transcript
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Sunny johnny Come here for a second johnny. I gotta ask you a question also before they No, no, no, no, no. Before you come there's a bottle of water on the kitchen counter over there. Excuse me? Excuse me, I'm sorry. There's a bottle of water on the kitchen counter. Just bring that with you johnny. Come here. What's up grand papa? How you doing? You're not looking so good. I'm not doing good johnny, not doing good at all. First off, When you went to the corner store, that, excuse me when you went to the corner store the other day, you play 345 straight inbox and I told you to play 354 and now I'm not a millionaire and it's your fault. Whoa grandpa. I My fault. You wrote down 345. That's that's what I played. That's what I thought you wanted. No, no, no, don't undermine me everyone. They just want to undermine me. I used to be a marksman in World War II. Do you know what that means, honey? That means that I got a rifle out in the back shell and I can take that rifle and I can hit a squirrel from a mile away, sonny. I bet you can, grandpa. And I bet you can. But that's neither here nor there. Not only did you play my wrong numbers, You didn't bring me the box of condoms that I asked you for johnny. Whoa! That Tm I first off, you didn't ask me for any condoms, grandpa. What you need? What do you need condoms for your like 87 years of 87 years old, 80 sh 11 years old. Do you want to know how old my ****** is? My ****** is 24. My ****** feels like it's 24 years old. And you didn't get me the condoms that I asked you for because there's a very, very nice lady, a couple doors down here in the old folks home and she really likes me, sonny. She told me so. And if you would just get me the box of ribbed condoms that I asked you for, maybe your grandfather can get some action, grandpa. I love you. You've done a lot for my life. You've or knows you have given me a lot of money, but I am not going to buy you condoms so you can attempt to have sex with your neighbor here in the old folks home. That's crazy. You must not love me anymore, johnny. Do you not love me anymore? Have I not done enough for you, johnny? Do me a favor. That's what I need for you to do for me. Play my numbers 354 Straighten box and get me a box of ribbed condoms, sonny. Don't you care about your grandfather? I'm over here just I'm dry sunny. I'm dry. Can you please help out an old man? All right, grandpa. I'll go, I'll play your numbers. I'll get you some condoms. Is there anything else that you need while I'm out? I need you to go to CVS and fill my prescription for the Viagra because it's gonna be a very, very exciting evening sunny.