Comedic Irish Monologue
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EnglishVoice Age
Young Adult (18-35)Accents
Irish (General)Transcript
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I would like there to be buddies flying about everywhere but there never is. There's no detective work in my line. Detective work I'm talking about, you know, like Quincy, the only body I ever saw was a fill in the block of flats. Throw to Shannon fattest bastard you ever saw in your life? **** like this sitting, no clothes in his armchair, no clothes. Now, television still on a heart attack. The doctor tells me, oh, well and good. He knows more than me. But I had a look for myself inside that fat man's fridge. Now mighty fridge. It was 6 ft high. And what was in it? A pot of jam and a lettuce. E A pot of jam and a lettuce inside of the fridge. Of the fattest man you've ever seen in your life? Nothing suspicious in that. I pointed it out to my report but they just laughed at me and sitting stark naked watching television too. Nothing suspicious. And that if it had been the height of summer and he wasn't expecting any visitors, it might explain the stark naked, it might explain the stark naked. I it might not explain the complete absence of food in his 6 ft fridge. The first thing all you'll do when they promote me is to reopen the case of that lettuce and jam man, because I can't sleep at night. Sometimes think of that man's poured border going 40 years unsolved as cold and alone in his big factory. If he lies and the fellow who drowned on we is another, I may bring a urine expert in on that one drowned on. We, nothing suspicious in that.