The Over-the-top Evil Mastermind! (funny)

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Matthew Brendle

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Description

A classic cartoon voice! The nefarious and secretly empathetic evil genius!

Vocal Characteristics

Language

English

Voice Age

Middle Aged (35-54)

Accents

North American (General)

Transcript

Note: Transcripts are generated using speech recognition software and may contain errors.
Thank you for joining us today. We'll be reading how if you can buy leah loves Metallica. I was heading to school with my best friend ever. Carly, but everyone just calls her. See when I noticed a dead guy beside my locker? Well, not really a dead guy, but he was a vampire. He was just staring into my eyes. I was getting creeped out then I didn't notice. But see was blabbing on about something. So anyway, you said if you wanted to go with me keep dreaming kayla. Are you even listening? No, I wasn't. Yeah. Then what was I talking about? Um uh see hate. Would you do that? Sorry, That dead guy is staring at me and I whispered his head shut up, Excuse me. Have I seen you here before? He said in the most amazing voice ever. I don't know. You tell me corpse and I really hated vampires. They think they can run the place. Yes, I have your kayla Stewart. He paused and looked at sea. Ah And you must be carly Baisley. Your blood smells fine today. Okay That really made me angry. See we have to be getting to pe by now. Mr rice will eat the head of us. But okay we don't have. I was already dragging her on. Why did you do that? He seemed pretty nice before. Why did I do that? two reasons. One he's a vampire too. I did some research and while I don't know how to put this. Put what? Well you know what vampires enemies are? Yeah wolves. Do you know why we are always sore now. No I do. Our ancestors were um who spit it out wolves. Okay. Maybe I could have said that before. Do you know what this means? Ooh we're about to be wolves, correct weight. If we are wolves then how do we you know change to wolves? Well you remember a class where we learned about wolves and vampires? Yes. Well I know you're imprinted and that's why I hate human boys. He's just so sweet weight. Is is this why you said you couldn't come to my beach party? Yeah and my mama's birthday. Yeah. See I'm really sorry don't be sorry if I would have known it would be okay. Mhm. Really? Yes of course we hugged. I love the way she is so forgiving. So I told her all about my new guy and showed her some photos and told her that after school we have to meet him and turn into wolves. She's so excited not about turning into wolves about meeting my imprinted boyfriend.