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EnglishVoice Age
Middle Aged (35-54)Accents
British (Received Pronunciation - RP, BBC) French (General)Transcript
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I am sir thomas Red Bridge, grand mustard of the Order of the Burning Lion. Unl order of this province. The land is vast and fruitful, but it is a place plagued by blight, pagans dwell in the woodlands, savages, practicing abominable art of darkness, a thorn in the side of our great empire. May the road rise with you to ****! Not looking to good there, I must say. This time you get your face blown off. One beetle recognizes another. I am William, Williams, manservant to Slovenia's at his new house in Eaton Square. After the master came home, I went around the house securing all the locks. Then I unrolled my mattress and settled to sleep in my usual place next to the front door. At about 2:00 I was woken up by sounds in the cellar. I put on my jacket and went downstairs. The cellar window was open And two candlesticks were missing off the table. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Rock of Ages. I invite you to an evening of musical debauchery and decadence. And just a reminder that flash photography and recording devices are strictly prohibited unless of course you are really hot and willing to show us your breasts furthermore. All cell phones should be turned off. Text messaging during the show. Makes you look like a *********. And if you have one of those blue two things in your ear, please come on! You look like a ****