Character voices
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EnglishVoice Age
Middle Aged (35-54)Accents
North American (General)Transcript
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They say they didn't even have a single moment in their insanely busy day to pick up the phone. Have I become a burden? Is that what you're saying? That's right. The wizard who can answer all your questions and lift the evil curses just beyond this gate, straight down the road. Second cave on your left. You can't miss it. It's a shame. I can't let you pass yet. He's the one with a few screws loose every day. He sticks his headphones on and listens to something before we get deployed. Some troopers say it's music. Some say it's the cries of all those. He's killed. Others say it's his orders or his conditioning words from when the car had him. You better let me out of this here. Bank cowboy Joe. And with the money too. Why? Well, I got 10 sticks of tea and tea. That'll make everybody's head hurt real bad if you don't. My eyesight's great. I can spot a fire hydrant from a mile away. My sense of smell is perfect. Like right now I smell a delicious hot dog. Actually, it's a diaper. And on the night before Easter, I hop hop hop from house to house, leaving scrumps chocolate eggs for the kids to find on Easter morning. Dear. Robotic. If you're receiving this transmission, it means that I didn't make it back from the factory in Monse when I'm not out possessing people. I like to paint. I picked up some canvases and brushes and let me tell you, it was both liberating and nerve wracking. Wow. I was created to be the greatest battle computer in the known universe and for your insults, I will destroy you. I'm Foreman Mixon, head of this mining station. It's my job to see that we're not invaded by space pirates. Like you far away in a mystical and magical kingdom where wizards and fairies practice spells where spiders are as biggest monsters and where ghosts really do exist.