Commercial for Hell
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Vocal Characteristics
Language
EnglishVoice Age
Middle Aged (35-54)Accents
North American (US Midwest- Chicago, Great Lakes)Transcript
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I'm Valerie Gilbert. When you think about your afterlife, it's easy to get lost in the options. My name is Randy Braxton and I am the new brand supervisor for ****. Look, we get it fluffy white clouds and eternal bliss. It's tough to compete with and we weren't doing a great job of attracting new residents either with the lakes of fire and the eternal torture. Our online reviews were abysmal too. We had to take a hard look at ourselves and make some changes, which is exactly why we've rebranded **** is an alternative approach to your afterlife. We're growing in popularity too. More people are choosing **** for their eternity every single day and what a way to spend the afterlife. Our all natural hot tubs are top notch. Our personal care associates help you forget everything else and just focus on you. **** features incredible natural geological formations, unlike anything you've ever seen. And the views here are, yeah, unforgettable. We know you have a choice in where you spend eternity. If you're looking for an alternative to Harps and Halos, we might have exactly what you deserve. I'm Randy Braxton and I'll see you in ****.