Planet Earth Documentary Parody
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Here we have a hairless wet tail. American white bear, somehow not an amphibian. This endless damp mammal spent his day sloshing around his habitat, closely related to the bottlenose dolphin and common slug. His inexplicably wet skin acts as a widely affected defense mechanism against attracting a mate moist and marvelous, isn't he?