Handsome Jack Monologue

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Description

This is an excerpt from Handsome Jack in the Borderlands series. Handsome Jack the witty, self-centered, violent type without a care in the world.

Vocal Characteristics

Language

English

Voice Age

Young Adult (18-35)

Accents

North American (General) North American (US West Coast - California, Portland)

Transcript

Note: Transcripts are generated using speech recognition software and may contain errors.
Why don't you, bad guys just die quickly? I don't get it. Everyone knows the hero is gonna win. In the end example, there's this guy in New Haven, right? The city's burning, People are dying, yada yada yada, this jack hole rushes me with a spoon. A freaking spoon. I'm dying laughing, right? So I school out his stupid little eyeballs with it and his kids are all like I can't even and now he's bumping into stuff and he can't see where he's going. And I don't know, maybe you have to be their moral is you're a total *****.