A Conversation with Abe Lincoln
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What's up, everybody? Welcome back to the time traveling guest podcast. Here I am, Dylan Ayala. Same host is the first episode here with second episode. And today we have a very special guest from the past. His name is Abraham Lincoln. You guys know him? He freed the slaves and was the was the president of the United States from 18. 61 to a mystery date that I can't tell him because he's sitting right here with me and spoil anything. Are you doing today, Abraham? I'm doing good, man. How you doing today? Oh, wow. Um uh, Everything cool? No, no, I'm fine. I'm doing good. I was just all right. I'll be honest, man. I was I wasn't expecting you to sound like that. What's your mommy brought? You mean? I know? I don't know, man. I just I honestly, that's not what I thought. I didn't think your voice is gonna sound like that. You, no matter what. You think I was going to sell like Brooke? I don't I don't know. I didn't really have a like a a preconceived idea of what your voice would sound like. Um, but I mean now I know that Daniel Day Lewis was totally ******* off. Yeah, I know. That is broken crazies. Hair bore you crazy, huh? Yeah. Well, anyway, uh, President Lincoln, come on. Come on, bro. Call me Abe. You're gonna call me a bite? Uh, Okay, Abe. So let's roll. Quit. Let's get to what? What are your hobbies, man? Like what goes on during a day in the life of you know, you in the White House in the 18 sixties. Manuel can tell us about that. Yeah, Yeah. I mean, to be honest with you brought me. I've been busy his hair lately with some, like, Emancipation Proclamation like that. I mean, you got me ****** up most of time, but, I mean, I do my best to your special time with the family stuff like that. Like, yeah, you know. You know how it is. Like I got to go see Mary time for now. They're clapping cheeks when I get a chance. Oh, uh, yeah, yeah. Just typical day, man. Typical day of Abe. Yeah, I feel you. Uh oh. I get it. I know how it is. Uh, yeah, yeah, you know? Yeah. Yeah, man. And I mean I've been busy too tryingto get ready for this. This next term I got coming on, man. Somebody get reelected. I didn't know I didn't know him, but he got reelected. So Yeah, that means I'm gonna be president. Uh, I think through 18 88 or 89 I gotta do the matter. You mean you mean stone for that, bro? Like, Super Super *******. Yeah, but you mean 60. 68 69. 00 yeah. My bad, bro. You coming? ****** up? Yeah, about a savory math's a little off, ma'am. Just tired. Broke a year like a Don't spoil it for me, bro. Don't spoil it for me. Like a pretty sure I'm gonna win. Pretty sure I'm a runner. The president through 60 68 69. But okay. But I want you to tell me what I do. Anything during that period of time. You know, I got I got a thing for myself. A cloud of knowing stuff like that. All right. Trust me, man. There's no way in **** I could tell you what you did from 18. 68 to 8 seats. 69. I don't know. Anybody else could really you bust my balls, huh? Let's get into what the hot but issue of the week is. Okay. You have any guesses, Like any anything on this week Other than, you know, the Civil War. Uh, that's that's kind of clouding up the the talking, talking times of year of 18. 60. I mean, it really depends on whether you talking about the United States of America or the Confederate states of America. Oh, beautiful countries, man. Tuna from world. Right? Right. Um I mean, ****. I guess you know, you're from the United States of America abroad. It's the Neue with the North. Yeah, right. I'm from our from Illinois, bro. Little bit outside Chinatown. Filmy blow. Yes. I'll get up there. Most my life. Yeah, I'm going to go down to the South. A lot of really for me, right? So I guess like so, is it easier being president of just half of what all the other presidents were president of? Is it because look, let me are level with you, bro. Like you go to regard it is like one of the greatest, like one of the goats. I appreciate them like, honestly, most people probably know only two presidents, and it's George Washington. And you, You know, if we were, like, out of all your accomplishments, do they feel kind of downplayed? Since you on Lee rule over, like, 11 states, you know? I mean, honestly, bro, like, I don't know the difference Film Misa Light. Okay? I don't know. The difference at all brought me like it's crazy do. But, I mean, everyone likes me. Brought my handsome off for good is beer because, you know a little girl, Cindy, this is let us, eh? Abraham Lincoln, I think you go this beer, maybe find a guy with a beard. Thank you, Lewis. How do you feel? Me? She said, s o man. I think it's more about my charisma. It's more about my leadership. Okay? My presence, good addresses and ****. You feel me? Like I gave this one at Gettysburg a little bit while back and right before filming. Yeah. You familiar with that work? The Gettysburg Gettysburg Address? No. Absolutely, bro. I had to recite that **** in, like, fifth grade were four score and seven years ago off. Uh, the guy walk. You're going on. Our fathers brought flora. No, nation nation conceived in liberty and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal, right? Oh, you got that? Yeah, man. Yeah, dude, Yeah. Everyone loves that ****, bro. So So what inspired you to write that? You know. All right, look, man, I'm a let you in on a little something. Something wrong, okay? It's I mean, you could tell your listeners and whatnot. I guess you're not, like, what, 56 people listening This podcast as long as you don't go back to Ah, back with me to the 18. 60. Sure. Yeah. I actually had a field girl right there. **** for me. Uh, you. I'm sorry. You You had what you went. You went over the fuel girls, bro. It's basically it's a girl that we got there. Like works the fields. You feel me like house girls. Got fuel, girls? Yeah, hall type girls. Okay. Uh, s so I call her in one day. I was like, Hey, look sorry. Come here. I rest of **** to do in my house, but it was busy doing other things. 08 I need to write this right. This address for me. You feel me I taught her how to use her hand. She been sneaking around reading **** without telling me so a shark and knew how to write letters and ****. So I had to do that **** for me. We kept it, kept it on the D l for me. Wow, man. Ah, you're ******* You know, uh, that's crazy. So I gotta ask you though, man, I I don't think that, you know, we're pro slavery. I didn't think that you slavery. Oh, no, man. I don't ******* slavery. How does my dishes you filming? They did that **** because they wanted to, bro. There was on my side. They ran up to the north Brandi saying about today. Owner's hand, I said, couple of my husband's filmy Uh yeah, I see. And how did how did marry Todd feel about this? She cooled it rolled like one, Got her hair up in cornrows now. So, like they did that **** with her hair when they put it in cornrows? Yes. She really ******* whatever was she talking about? I have you for show. Yeah. Okay. Well, look, man, I gotta be honest with you. I think a lot of people would be ******* surprised to hear that this story that you just gave me, um that's crazy, dude. No, I keep you ruin everybody, fill me. Yeah, well, look, man, listen, I gotta get going right now. Me, Mary Todd, I gotta go to the box office real quick. We gotta buy tickets. It's play. We're months and months in advance. She been dying to see that ****, bro. I'm always, like, boxy since she pick among feel me. Have time to do it any time. Okay? That's a few weeks. I'm busy as ****. Like I said, you, uh you really, really want to see that play, huh, man? ****, nah, I don't want to see that. Play it all, Mary trying to me Go to that plate. Brought her home. He's in it, bro. Somewhere John Booth of some shifts or home way. She said, I'm gonna go see that play, and it's gonna blow Mom mind. That's what she told away. First of us, I can't believe she ******* said it's gonna blow your mind because that's ******* insane. But you're your your wife. Mary Todd has a friend in the play named John Booth. Yeah. So she just met this new recently to Bro. Why? What's so crazy about that? You know I can't tell you, but you know, I gotta be honest. Before this podcast, I would have really wanted to tell you. But now, after hearing you know, the conversation that we've had, I'm not sure if I if you know if I want to tell you anymore. But regardless, I can tell you, but I just want you to know that that's ******* crazy and that people are gonna go ******* crazy here in this **** that you just said. All right, everyone got that right. Abraham Lincoln is going to the place. I'm assuming four theater right here. You have a theater play April 15 right? How the **** you notice should always to sip some significant ****. Go on at this ******* play, bro. I mean, I get a standing ovation, Theo and everyone go crazy for me jumping off balconies for me or something. What was going on? It's something. It's something like that, man. Something like that. But again, I can't tell you anything. I feel, you know, it's just it's gonna sneak up from you. It's gonna sneak up, Sneak up on me from behind pretty much just It's like Mary Todd said, It's just gonna blow your ******* mind. D'oh! It's gonna blow your mind, your direction, you know? So just my only advice to you, and I'm being very wary saying this, but maybe your security guard can ******* hold it. You know, maybe he didn't have to take a **** of that bad. Anyway, Everybody, thank you so much for tuning in. Thank you so much, Abe. For stopping by. Yeah, man, I can't thank you enough, Mr President. Your best. You know, I'll hopefully I could come back. You could bring me back, You know, at the end of my next term so we could talk about that ****. You feel me Talk about how it went? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe Maybe Maybe we'll see it. I just you know, our schedules, man. You know I'm busy. Uh, yeah, we'll see. All right, all right. Thank you. Everyone for show. All right, everybody, Thank you so much for listening to this episode of time. Traveling podcast. Back back to the back to the time traveling back time travelers coming to the future from their present, which is our past podcast tune in next week when I bring in I know I haven't decided. I'm gonna bring in yet, but it's gonna be somebody ******* crazy, all right? Just be ready for that. We'll see you guys later. This has been dealing. Aguilera, Uh, good night.