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Voice Over • Video Narration

Vocal Characteristics


English (North American)

Voice Age

Middle Aged (35-54)


Italian American, US General American (GenAm), US South West (Texas)


Note: Transcripts are generated using speech recognition software and may contain errors.
Do you consume more facial tissues than a grown man should? Maybe it's because you're using wimpy little tissues. Don't pick up schnoz. The superior tissue for the superior knows. Um, Darryl, I used to be afraid of snakes till I found out they kill fewer people a year than secondhand smoke. So I became a rattle snake handler. I don't mind running the risk because these rotten reptiles really relished the opportunity to Riley up. Ouch! Ah, give danger. It's space. Stay 30 feet away from secondhand smoke and rattlesnakes. It's not easy being green. For example. Did you know that? Everyone asked, If you're nauseated all the time, then you have to go into the whole look. I was born this way. I'm an alien speech. Tired of having sand kicked in your face? Call now and order rock hard mineral supplements. Just look at Joseph. Once he was a pathetic £90 weakling. Now he's a £200 chick magnet. Are you tired of logging in the old fashioned way, Fingers cramping from trying all your different passwords, frustrated by getting locked out of your own machine? What about calling I t. For help and getting told to just restart. There's got to be a better way. Introducing a revolutionary multi factor authentication solution for companies like yours does not protect you from annoying coworkers, stolen pins, people touching your screen office birthdays, water cooler, small talk, copious meetings, bad coffee, weird tasting ice. That one guy who could never screen share that one guy who doesn't know he's on mute team building exercises. Time sheets, leaf blowers, robo calls, more meetings, actual work co workers, biker waving any of the following fish. Broccoli, cauliflower, cabbage, your mystery food. It's ended relationship ruined friendships and turned families against each other. It's hangar hang Gree. Chefs create the most mouthwatering dishes as they battle deprivation, temptation and aggravation. But can they still make an epic meal to impress the judges? The rich flavors you love like a dark chocolate hazelnut and vanilla are even better when you're Visa. Jallet Terry, A diva. Roma, the accusation hung in the air. How dare you, you little brat! Mr Cooper turned red in the face and swung around to face his stepdaughter. I raise you like my own, give you a career. And this is how you repay me? You were barely out of diapers when I founded this company. To imply that I would steal from it is ridiculous. Hi, I'm James Hug. Thank you for listening.