Battleblock Theater Announcer
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EnglishVoice Age
Young Adult (18-35)Accents
North American (General)Transcript
Note: Transcripts are generated using speech recognition software and may contain errors.
you sure know how to make the best of a confusing and hopeless situation. But, boy, this place is quite the enigma. Wouldn't you say I would. And, you know, a little warning would be nice, you know, before they threw us head first into this gladiatorial prison, E place with its perilous melody of twisted stage production that shreds the silky fabric which weaves together the fragile blanket of sanity that keeps us sane. But you know, whatever. Either way, it's safe to say we're in quite the pickle jar here. We gotta rescue our friends and get back to Mr Boat. I mean, they do the same for you, and adventuring just wouldn't be the same without I don't know this guy. But Chef in all the land food. So stupid, delicious One taste will blow your face through the back of your head Bangs. And who could forget this quirky fellow? You know, he owns a bad farm back home in his lifelong dream is to breathe a terrifying race of super backs. None of which makes any sense, of course, because he's absolutely terrified of bats. And this lovely lass always tells the best bedtime stories hands down. Brushy always smells like chocolate, so that's good. And then there's this guy and this handsome fellow and that thing all your best friends imprisoned and they don't like it very much because it's bad and horrible. And then there's Hatty, the best friend of all. Why did he stab us in the back and twist the blade? I mean, just this morning he gave everyone flowers and presents. And now he goes out of our way to hurt our feelings. I think not. You can't fool me, have you? Would never betray us. But betray is never something fishy is going on around here. And I think I don't like it right now at all. It must have something to do with that scary out. Be it fashionable hat sure looks evil. I mean, it's glowing red and stuff Glowy. Red stuff is always bad. Everybody knows that. So what dangerous streets lie in stores? We continue to unravel this treacherous sweater. I don't know, but use caution as you continue your gallant endeavor. Don't don't like fail and dying stuff because it's all up to you now what? Why did Why did do that? That was That was scary.