A take on Harley Quinn

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This is a Joker Monologue switched up for Harley! I always loved cartoons and her silliness, I tried to bring a Harley we all know and love with a little bit of myself put in. This monologue I did find online with no real set up so I set the tone myself!

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Vocal Characteristics

Language

English

Voice Age

Young Adult (18-35)

Accents

North American (General) North American (US New York, New Jersey, Bronx, Brooklyn)

Transcript

Note: Transcripts are generated using speech recognition software and may contain errors.
Hello, good people of Gotham City. I'm tonight's entertainment. I would like to ask that you all remain seated and no one tries to be a hero because you're not. Oh, and don't you think about calling the cops because you see those doors back there? Well, as soon as someone tries to open them. Well, let's just say it'll be a blast now. I'm not the Joker. No, He's been sitting in Arkham for quite a while now. But don't worry. I'll make it out just like I did. No, I'm just inspired by him. Mr. J taught me to follow my dreams. He's so good to me. You see, when I was younger, my dream was to make people smile and be happy. Help them forget about all the evil in the world. And you know what my father said? He said that it was a stupid idea and I should just give up stupid. I wanted to prove him wrong. So one night, while he lay sleeping on the sofa, I gotta smile into his face. I wanted him to know that there's always a reason to smile. Oh, Father, Why? She could see me now then Mr J came along, he showed that you can't get rid of the evil. We can try to be good people, but there will always be that little teeny tiny Eddie baby of evil. So why not make the most of it? What can they do? Put you in prison? They did that to me 10 years in our come 10 years. But look at me now. Better than ever. It's time to go back to the simply days of chaos. Make a name for yourself. It's your time to shine. Dot com is our world to manipulate, to control. Let no one or bad get in your way. It's time to rebuild Gotham on destruction and make the world a happier place. Oh, and don't forget you can't spell slaughter without a little laughter. You know, by God, I love you.