Covid Corp

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Description

This is me doing a 54 second recording of an original business answering machine for a fictional organization named \"Covid Corp\". I bring a professional, yet somewhat dark, comedic tone (based on the content if you can catch it.)

Vocal Characteristics

Language

English

Voice Age

Middle Aged (35-54)

Accents

North American (General)

Transcript

Note: Transcripts are generated using speech recognition software and may contain errors.
Hello and thank you for calling Covert Corp. Where we enforced the strict distribution of premature vaccines. Tow line our pockets at the expense of the people. Please pay attention as our options have changed. If you say yes to taking the vaccine, please press one. If you say no to taking the vaccine as if you will have a choice in the near future, please press two. If you were undecided about taking the vaccine, please press zero and one of our covert Corp counselors will be standing by to assist you and accepting that you actually don't have a choice in the matter to hang up. Just hang up. Thank you for calling Cove It Corp Goodbye.