The Remarkable Rocket (Literary Fiction)

Profile photo for Philip Hernandez
Not Yet Rated
0:00
Audiobooks
10
0

Description

A firework, one of many to be let off at the wedding of a prince and princess, denigrates all the other fireworks in this delightful parody of aristocratic vanity and masculine conceit by Oscar Wilde. Several ages and accents are featured.

Vocal Characteristics

Language

English

Voice Age

Young Adult (18-35)

Accents

Indian (Hindi) North American (General) North American (US General American - GenAM)

Transcript

Note: Transcripts are generated using speech recognition software and may contain errors.
The remarkable rocket by Oscar Wilde.

My father was a rocket like myself, and of french extraction. He flew so high that the people were afraid that he would never come down again. He did, though, for he was of a kindly disposition, and he made a most brilliant descent in a shower of golden rain. The newspapers wrote about his performance in very flattering terms. Indeed, the Court Gazette called him a triumph of Pylotechnic art.” 

“Pyrotechnic, Pyrotechnic, you mean,” said a Bengal Light; “I know it is Pyrotechnic, for I saw it written on my own canister.” 

“Well, I said Pylotechnic,” answered the Rocket, in a severe tone of voice, and the Bengal Light felt so crushed that he began at once to bully the little squibs, in order to show that he was still a person of some importance. 

“I was saying,” continued the Rocket, “I was saying—What was I saying?” 

“You were talking about yourself,” replied the Roman Candle. 

“Of course; I knew I was discussing some interesting subject when I was so rudely interrupted. I hate rudeness and bad manners of every kind, for I am extremely sensitive. No one in the whole world is so sensitive as I am, I am quite sure of that.” 

“What is a sensitive person?” said the Cracker to the Roman Candle. 

“A person who, because he has corns himself, always treads on other people’s toes,” answered the Roman Candle in a low whisper; and the Cracker nearly exploded with laughter.