Stef Schultz Original Music and Detective Character Reel

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Description

An entertaining, radio-story-style Comedic Narration and Character Reel with an original Jazz composition befitting of a Detective story.

Vocal Characteristics

Language

English

Voice Age

Middle Aged (35-54)

Accents

North American (General) Trans-Atlantic

Transcript

Note: Transcripts are generated using speech recognition software and may contain errors.
My name is Steph Schultz. I've written some original content for a detective character. It starts out inside her head. She's thinking to herself, and then the phone rings and she goes into full on Detective Mark. I also composed the following title sequence Music E stare out at this vast city, arrive with problems. Can't understand why. Don't seem to get more calls. I can do something with Am I listed incorrectly in some book? I missed something. It's my search engine optimization. Not where it needs to be. Hello. You've reached Janice Cold Fire Detective Astral Dream hacker come through platinum belt trained by 10 trick mystics imprisoned by the Chinese government. But I broke free slash detect Larry said Detective, never mind. Which seems ah, making you call me today. Look, I've heard this one before. Little Timmy fell down a well, sometimes with his dogs, sometimes without Uh huh. You're telling me now that you're not even sure it was a well at all. And because of its absence, you suspect foul play. Uh huh. You're not making any sense. My thoughts so that you might should have reached out to the nearest and singing asylum instead of me or, I don't know, maybe reached out to your neighbors and see if they know there's a well or not. And if it is indeed sentient and desires of things falling down into it, you say you've already reached out to your neighbors quite literally. Then when they accused you of being crazy, you took each of them by their throats and strangled them before hacking up their lifeless bodies in their front yard and broad daylight right during the time of day that all the kids were coming back to the neighborhood from school. Well, with a plethora of witnesses around the convict you of your crime, there's nothing to solve here except the mystery of how you could be so stupid, which not even I may be able to solve, but by all right.