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Edgy - Dangerous - Conversational - Believable - Genuine - Articulate - Engaging - Sincere - Confident - Relatable - Spokesperson - Narrator - Storyteller - Authentic - Comedy - Empathetic - Informative - Knowledgeable - Charismatic - Intelligent - Textured Worldly Outlaw - Protective - Pessimistic

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Vocal Characteristics

Language

English

Voice Age

Middle Aged (35-54)

Accents

North American (General) North American (US General American - GenAM) North American (US South)

Transcript

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So I was injured. And on World Cup one morning I hobbled down five stairs in front of my apartment to check my mail. I limped down, careful not to let my orthopedic boots slip on the morning dew when this stranger approaches me, he's one of those people that has a perpetual smile in his eyes like George Clooney. He told me to be careful. That's what he said. Be careful, you look able bodied. Then he pulled out a camera with a giant telephoto lens and he showed me an image of me, Me from two minutes earlier struggling carrying a small amazon package of amino acids I bought to heal my injury faster. This idiot's photographing me.