My Pillow Xtreme

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It's the pillow you need for 2020!
MyPillow Parody

Vocal Characteristics

Language

English

Voice Age

Young Adult (18-35)

Accents

North American (General) North American (US General American - GenAM) North American (US New York, New Jersey, Bronx, Brooklyn) North American (US Upper Midwest - Fargo, Minnesota)

Transcript

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Hi, I'm Mike Mandolin. If you're an American, you've probably been having trouble sleeping lately, Just like me. Which is why I made the new my billow extreme with extraordinary new features like the Ambien dispenser. Night will straw on memory foam on. Don't forget about our signature white noise makers now with three different settings. E don't wanna wear a mask, but don't always matter. I can't believe specialties is gone. And even though you probably forgot about us, we didn't forget about you, old timers. We got the my pillow Extreme Nostalgia edition coming out this fall. Now it's Opio. If you don't believe us, fine. Just listen to our customers. Dude, it's a total game changer. The doctors tell me I have amnesia. Yeah, man, I fell asleep. Order now and we'll throw in to chloroform. Sleeping mask for my pillow. Extreme. There's plenty to keep you up, America. So let us help put you down