Snarky, Sarcastic Narration for Video Game Guide
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EnglishVoice Age
Young Adult (18-35)Accents
North American (US West Coast - California, Portland)Transcript
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Titans are the overwhelmingly punchy giga chad problem. Children of the solar system fueled by nothing but rage and the whatever button you press to go forward, they've got a well deserved reputation as crayon eaters because it only takes a mind capable of chewing without needing to know whether or not the thing in its mouth is actually food to still be an unbelievably overpowered force of destruction. Titans do not have time for weapons or magic. They're fresh off the field after playing a game, they call ball ball, which to your untrained eye, it just looks like the ******* child of foot and rugby. Yet still somehow even more violent titans move like they're late to the front lines and late to take out even more of their unbridled rage and all the weaklings in the solar system, titans are the danger meaning that their play style is one where you are the weapon. If I'm here and my target is here, my job is to get here as fast as possible and punch them in the neck. Oh no, my aggressive, brainless play style has put me in a position where I am completely out in the open and vulnerable to damage except na, when it comes to physicality and raw power as a central tenant of your play style, titans are the way to go. They will punch you harder than you punch them anytime anywhere. They're the bullies, the tanks, you never rage harder than when the titan kills you in PVP and I'm telling you we live for it