Raspy, charming, southern cowboy passing on bits of knowledge.

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Description

Recorded and edited in my home studio.

Vocal Characteristics

Language

English

Voice Age

Senior (55+)

Accents

North American (South West - Texas) North American (US South) North American (US Western)

Transcript

Note: Transcripts are generated using speech recognition software and may contain errors.
It's better to keep your mouth shut and look stupid than open it and prove it. There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works. Always drink upstream from the herd. Don't dig for water under the outhouse, never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear or a fool from any direction. If you get thrown from a horse, you have to get up and get back on. Unless you landed on a cactus, then you have to roll around and scream in pain.