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the 60 year old woman? Yeah, 60. She danced her *** off reason. 400 million and two. Why I don't have a child was because apparently, after you have a child, your uterus gets a little You got it? Yeah. Well, how loosey goosey to get it fell out. I'm sorry. It fell out on the dance floor. She danced her *** off in her uterus. My out of her ******. Oh, my God. Like onto the floor. Like out like it's still to net attached. Right? Or is it is it completely detached from the woman's body? It just fell out. Oh, my God, That's sad. Yeah. And they said that after childbirth that this is, uh I guess you get loosey goosey and it's 60 years old. If you dance your *** off is coming out. He's probably, uh, Pete herself to him. And that's a common problem. Says getting older. Being overweight and having a job and having a job that requires heavy lifting can also cause the weakening of muscles. A third of women will experience some sort of pelvic organ prolapse after having child Good Lord, new Children coming out of this body. Oh, growth. Her uterus fell on the floor. Ma'am, could you get your uterus, please? We're about to do the, uh, cotton eye Joe out here. The electric slide that immediately the guys come out with a wet floor sign. Boom. Pizzo Mahato, Create a janitor to the dance floor, please chanted to the dance one. Mhm. What you in the news with Kara? You like to go to the park? The park? Hang out of the park. Yeah, I do like like you know me. I'm an outdoorsman. What do you do when you go to the park? You sit on the bench, I take my dogs there, let him run around the dog park. I'm just talking about regular regular park. I walk around, maybe find a batch. Sure. Maybe have a lunch, take a packed lunch with me. Read a magazine or a newspaper. Perhaps a novel. Say you're with your wife and you're sitting on your park bench. Yeah, I mind my own business. Mind your own business. You know you got your kid with you, young kid. Sounds nice, doesn't it? Birds are chirping birds and the flowers are blooming. It's just a perfect breeze. Butterflies butterflies everywhere. And then you see this woman breastfeeding her baby boobs just hanging out, Chris loppers or no Chris Loppers. You didn't tell me all out. What would you do? Uh, I would revel in the beauty of the majestic majesty of the matronly moment when a mother and baby we're bonded for life as the child suckles nutrition from its mother. It's beautiful. It's a beautiful thing. Well, this happened in England at a park, and, uh, this woman got very upset because her husband would not quit. Watch this woman breastfeeding her baby liked it. Uh, could she was. She was with a young son to and the sun and the husband just We're just marveled and couldn't stop watching. Listen, it's not an everyday thing, People. People get upset. You're gonna love to. I'm gonna look, of course you're gonna look, You're human. You can't. You can't. You can't not look like a train wreck. You gotta watch If there was a if there was a mother cow with a calf under there is sucking on a look at that. So exactly So anyway, this woman got upset because her husband and her kid wouldn't quit watching. So she walked over to the lady and she said, Can you please do that in private? Well, I do believe that you should be your kids hungry. You gotta feed him anywhere. Just cover it. Cover your boob. Come on. Well, anyway, this lady was mad because her husband was watching. So what do you do? What is the breastfeeding woman do? When she approached and said she needs to go to private, she said, Mind your own business. Nope. She detached the baby, huh? Grab her boob and squirted the milk in the long say, Oh, my God. Oh, that's hilarious. And the woman was very happy about it. She posted several things on social media about it. And then, actually, people were damning her for approaching the lady. They were actually in favor of the boobs quarter. They were good. It was that an assault? No. No, I don't think anybody got in trouble, but she squirted her. Wow. I'm going to read you a, uh, an r Kelly Emoji tweet. And you try to tell me what he's telling his friend that he's doing all right. Here's one I wrote during the break. Dr. Eggplant hypodermic needle, Band Aid nurse prescription bottle. He went to the doctor to get some STD medicine. That's awesome. Here's another car Sombrero Policeman, Snowman Jail. Back of money. I was in the car. He had some cocaine and went to jail. Yes, that's it. This is a brand. We have a new game on our hand. We're not listening. It's called. That's what we get. We get called reading R. Kelly. That's what we call it, Damaging the genes that you write this down. Teddy bear girl. Policeman, Judge, Back of money, jail, cell, courtroom. Back of money. Back of money. Jail got caught with a little girl and you had to go to jail and they got bailed out when he went back to jail. That's the greatest game ever. I'm good at it, too. In the year 2000, he was worth $150 million. What worth one million? Now he's worth $150 million. Yep, 2019 years ago. Wow. Right? Apparently he had a really bad divorce. Was part of it. Yeah, You think how? But she's still got a bunch of money to probably back moneybag, moneybag, moneybag moneybag money *****. Judge Dollar bill. I lost all my money in a divorce. Broke a This is a really fun game. It's fine. I jumped off a bridge because my friends didn't. Did you really? For real what? Into a river and whatever. I don't know. Somewhere with my friend. Uh, no. L back in middle school, and we were She was from Mississippi, and she moved here. So we went back to her hometown in Mississippi, so I I don't know what it was, but all of her friends I'll get together, I guess, and jump off this bridge all the time and I was scared as ****. I didn't want to do it, but I did it because everybody else was doing it. And they were like, All right, you got to put your legs together. Your arms. You gotta You gotta be a pencil. How far down was it? Oh, good. 40 ft, maybe more. I don't know. It was huge. I was just I was petrified, but I did it. And of course, I didn't put my legs together. And I did not look like a pencil on. My legs were just flailing everywhere and I swear I still think I may have broke my tailbone, but I was too proud to tell anybody. Oh, man, I heard for, like, two weeks. And now Cara reads. Oh, okay. Are you ready? Yeah, this one's for you, Dale. First pick your wood board whips by measuring the room. Roll out strips of vapor barrier paper, allowing at least a four inch overlap and staples securely to the sub floor. Start the installation at the longest unobstructed wall and remove the shoe molding. Place the boards and start nailing in the first row. After you've inserted the first few rows, drill some holes down into the tongue of each board and hand. Nail the roles until there's enough clearance for your gun. Using your gun, placed the gun lip over the edge of the board and strike firmly with your mallet, driving the staple into the tongue of the hardwood plank. Cut the baseboard when cutting along the baseboards. Select a piece that would fit right in there. Fill in the gaps. Be sensitive to the way the ends fit together. One end has a tongue, and the other end has a groove. Make sure the groove fits the tongue as you near the opposite wall. Clearance for your gun again becomes an issue Drill pilot holes and hand nail the boards until there is no longer clearance for the drill, and hammer now fit the last board into place. If there's a narrow gap, the last board take a measurement and rip the last board to fit into place and fill in those holes with your wood. And lastly, don't forget to clean up with a damp cloth. Thank you.