Self-Created Comedy Sketches, Parody Songs, Every Voice is Mine
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EnglishVoice Age
Young Adult (18-35)Accents
North American (General)Transcript
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Drop that cookie right now. I didn't touch a drop. Drop the rest right now. You stealing fish? I'm looking for corn. Star A representative. Hello. The machine took my money. The machine took my money, sir. We did not take your money. The machine took my money, right? It took all my quarters and all my dimes and all my, all my, all my hair and everything to print the receipt and take it. You gotta take it to the to the cashier. You're saying that I'm the boogie. Are you telling me that I implement self? Get this done over? Don't say your *** is fire for la on the front. I will personally your *** with my internal fire. Fire on your *** with my ***. I'm gonna fire your *** over. It said 10 more. Yes, I was. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yo man. All around in my own home. Ok. All of my previous trying to track me like a greyhound texted me like, hey, where the **** are you living? I had to leave town. Settle down, find a new life with a not so crazy. I just Right. Yeah. Well Johnny. Right. Yeah. On the bathroom. Yeah, you take a step back. When did we remember? See you here? Yeah. No, I, I don't know. Hey, aren't you Adam Sandler? Hey, hey, no, I get that all the time. Oh man, that's totally you. Hey, hey, what's up, man? Yeah. Wow. What are you doing here in this supermarket? Like shopping for eggs and stuff like, oh man, what are you, what are you doing here? What, what's going on? You? No. Whoa dude. That was awesome. Yeah. Do do it, do it again. Like dude say like it's really shopping for, it's not eggs or stuff or something like I don't know man or like punch me in the face or something and then say like if I could do that, the price is right. It's really not or the price is wrong. This young man is murder. That was crazy. Hey guys, how's it going over here? Uh What seems to be the problem? Uh We, we're just messing around. Yeah. OK. All right. Yeah. All right. There's this man molesting you. So he, he, he's just, excuse me, sir. He's a fan. Excuse me, sir. I was talking here. He asked me to do this for him. Look, I'm Oh yeah. OK. I'm gonna have to ask you a famous guy to spread your legs for me and uh get down on your knees. All right, I'm not doing that. I, I I'm not doing that. Please click on all images containing a sidewalk. Ok. Click, click, click, please click on all images containing a traffic light. Ok. Uh click, click, wait, how, how long am I gonna do this uh until you get all of the answers correct by my standard? Ok. Uh ok. Ok. Ok. Is that good enough for you? Uh Not yet. Uh You have not completed the task at hand. Uh ok. Uh my answer so I do a couple more in the background. Nice looking restaurant. I'm gonna park my *** up. Gonna do a couple of mushroom talk about you're always on your phone. Yeah, you can never be alone. Yeah. A schoolyard last night you were drooling. He was growing. Yeah, I am. You think it's easy? I think you're insane. Yeah, you need a bigger brain. This argument is lame. Yeah. Gonna walk in the brain. Yeah, it's over then I swear it's gonna spend my day. Yeah. Walking chopper. If someone has left in blue van parks runs, please. If you could move your blue van before it is told we are calling. Ok. Wow. Hey. Oh man. Yeah, I work in finance. What do you do? You wanna get a drink factor? What is this? Dr name is? Destroy. Her name is Eastwood Clinch. What inside of the box is some assorted candy. The man named Levin opens up the candy and begins to consume the candy of assortment. He begins to enjoy it. I'm thinking hm quite fondly about good water and the company's standards, he receives a, a phone call from George Dang. Hello. Hello. Hey, it's George, man. Hey, how's it going? Hey, what have you been up to the, um, uh, yeah. Yeah. Uh, is this George from, uh Goodwa again? Yeah, man. Hey, what's up, how's it going? I, I see that you received our package. Train them down. Robert seems to have gotten a tuna sandwich. He wanted peanut butter and jelly. This is Jonathan here. Yes. Ok. It's a case of, you know, that time, you know, a couple of hours ago we looked at these two sandwiches and, you know, I couldn't stand the thought of meeting him and, but then when I took a bite into that tuna sandwich, I remember, I just remember that was one of the best things I've ever tasted in my life. That moment, not knowing if it was going to be, you know, my last, my last bite, my last say lunch, my last summer. It's funny, isn't it? Wait, wait, how much is we still do? But that was the best thing I ever tasted and cut great job guys.