Corporate Verbiage (Health) (B2B) (Law Firm) (Corporate) (Technical)

Trevor Lawrence

0:00

Radio Ad

Description

This was a hilarious sketch for a podcast mocking 24-hour news and advertising. The direction called for a technical, highly authentic corporate delivery that concealed its punch line through character authenticity.

Vocal Characteristics

Language

English

Voice Age

Middle Aged (35-54)

Accents

North American (General) North American (US Midwest- Chicago, Great Lakes)

Transcript

Note: Transcripts are generated using speech recognition software and may contain errors.
Your startup, just secured financial backing time to unleash those big dreams. Now, you could take the time to develop an ethically responsible operating philosophy intended to safeguard the interests of employees and clients. But why get stuck in the weeds and waste critical momentum instead consider outsourcing your ethics to Teal Brown. Our firm is dedicated to providing founders peace of mind by composing jargon that feels good, provides ethical armor and obfuscates the reality on the ground. We understand that putting people out of profits is not only unrealistic but naive in the face of competition, your recruiting pool is savvier than ever. That's why it's critical to maintain a steadfast commitment to the standards and morals that provide the bedrock of any responsible institution trying to get ahead in today's ethic conscious world. If that sounds suspiciously like the operating philosophy of an industry stalwart, that's just a taste of the BS will churn out for you T O Brown. Authentic corporate jargon.