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Michael Launius

Michael Launius

Fort Worth, Texas, US
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Michael Launius

Michael Launius

  Fort Worth, Texas, US

Valgollums Soliloquy

Characters Creepy North American

English (North American)
Voice Age
Middle Aged

A parody of Jean Valjean's Soliloquy from Les Miserables, performed as Gollum/Smeagol from Lord of the Rings.

S:What have I done?
S:Oh Precious, what have I done?
G:Become a phief in the night
G:Become a dog on the run
S:And have I fallen so far
S:So many seasons gone by
S:That nothing remains but the cry of my hate?
G:The cries in the dark that nobody hears,
S:Here where I stand at the turning of the years?
S:If there's another way to go
S:I missed it 500 long years ago
S:My life is a war that can never be won
S:I murdered for precious...
G:We became *Gollum, Gollum*
G:They roped us and who wanted to leave us for dead?
G:The fat hobbitses who lost the last morsel of bread
G:Why did we allow the hobbitses
G:To swears us to help them
S:Master cares for us
S:He calls us friend
G:Master tricksed us in the end
G:Our life is claimed by precious
G:We survived because of me!
G:We have come to hate this world
S:Shut up, get away from me
G:Let the all-seeing eye
G:Turn your heart into stone!
G:Precious is all we live for!
G:It's all we know!
G:If they finds us then we'll be back
G:Beneath the lash, upon the rack!
S:Sharp as sting, the shame cuts like a knife [pause]
S:They say we has no soul
G:How do they know?
S:Why did precious come and ruin my life?
S:Was there another way to go?
S:I'm reaching, my hands around his neck
G:Remember his breath leaving him
S:I stare into the void
S:His eyes reflect my sin
S:I have escaped from that world now
S:The world of Elves & Men
S:The name Smeagol is nothing now
G:Another story must begin!
S = Smeagol
G = Gollum

\"Anguish\", \"The Escalation\", \"Volatile Reaction\"
Kevin MacLeod ((Website hidden))
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
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