Me Talk Pretty One Day
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EnglishVoice Age
Middle Aged (35-54)Accents
North American (General)Transcript
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me Talk Pretty One Day by David Sedaris It is his birthday, and Hugh and I are seated in a New York restaurants, awaiting the arrival of AR 15 word entrees. He looks very nice, dressed in the suit and sweater that have always belonged to him. As for me, I own Onley my shoes, pants, shirt and tie. My jacket belongs to the restaurant and was offered as alone by the maitre D, who apparently thought I would feel more comfortable dressed to lead a high school marching band. I'm worrying the thick gold braids decorating my sleeves when the waiter presents us with what he calls a little something to amuse the palate. Roughly the size and color of a band aid. The amusement floats on a shallow, muddy puddle of sauce and is topped with a sprig of greenery. And this would be what exactly you asks this, the waiter announces, Is our rahm Atlantic swordfish served in a dark chocolate gravy and garnished with fresh mint. Not again, I say. Can you guys come up with something a little less conventional? Love your jacket, the waiter whispers.