Harlan Hogan

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English

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North American (General)

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Harlan Hogan. Maybe the elixir of life has gasoline and oil in it. And it isn't a fountain. It's a car, and the faster you go in it younger, you feel. Once there was a beautiful princess who lived in a Hamlet cold. Houston, not the princess had one wish, but her mom, the queen, said a trip like that would cost a king's ransom. She's a benevolent queen, but she keeps a pretty tight fist on the kingdom's checkbook. This is anxiety you might recognize me is the gnawing feeling that lurks in the pit of your stomach. You people make my job. So you're full of I know you, Harland. You never compliment me unless you're guilty and you never guilty unless you got something. Ok, what color are my great shoes? Black. That was fun. All right, But back then it was funded dirt. This is your conscience. If you really cared, you'd get up, grind some fresh beans and make that beautiful woman sleeping peacefully next to you. A double latte. I'm talking here