Sports Talk Trump Episode 2

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Another satire of Trump responding to popular sports questions. This time his private weekend retreat at Mar-A-Lago is interrupted by an unwanted guest...

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English

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North American (General)

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Wow. Look at that shot guaranteed on the green. A quick word, Mr Trump. Uh, crept, not you toes again. Can't you see and being very presidential at Mara Lago on my Sunday off? I really get any time here. Oh, we totally understand, But were from Fox Sports. All right, fine. Just because you're from affair and unbiased news source I can answer some of your questions lamb on me. So tell me your thoughts on the USC Texas game And do you think that your immigration reform and wall are going to have an effect on one or both of those programs that I have to say is, Well, that was an unbelievable game. Players working overtime, double time, double overtime. I haven't seen a barnburner like that since I used to own every single team in the USFL. Great players. Great game now about immigration. I hate all of the fake news reports stating that I'm against immigration. I don't get it. After all, my mother immigrated here from the United Kingdom to escape the wretched monarchy of the Queens and kings of England. I can't believe that they're still queens and kings ruling over people. I don't even like the show tutors. That's brother where she left. My father immigrated from Queens, New York, to Manhattan. It was a rough move. Okay, they don't have as many five star restaurants in Manhattan and Melania's from Slovenia, Slavonia. I don't know. It's all the same in that part of the world. But that's what I got to say is that I love immigrants, Okay, Switching gears to the NFL. Did you see the video of that Jaguars fan diving into a pool of mayonnaise? No. Oh my God, that's incredibly gross. If I was gonna put any condiment all over my body, it would have to be Grey Poupon mustard. Great taste. It's clean. You could put on anything. I put it on bologna sandwiches, even put on lobster. Wonderful stuff. But I do have to hand it to him because he's fighting the pushed liberal dietary restrictions enforced by Michelle Obama. There is no science proving that eating vegetables is good for you, and no science proving that diving into a pool of Manet's will raise your cholesterol. Okay, I want to do what I want. I'm an American. I don't want restrictions on my food give me a big Mac right now, okay? I don't need your crap. Can we wrap this up? I've got a tee time in 15 minutes with Tiger El Tigre Woods. Great guy. Love his character and D j golfer Bo Bo Watson. Not a problem, Mr Trump. Who do you think's gonna win? Tonight's matchup between the Green Bay Packers and the Atlanta Falcons? You know, I think the Atlanta Falcons they're going to put up one heck of a fight. First time in Mercedes Benz Stadium. I remember my first time in a Mercedes. It's wonderful, but I think that Aaron Rodgers and the Green Bay Packers will prevail. I also heard that Usher has invited Aaron Rodgers new boyfriend Nick Jonas to stay with him in a suite for tonight's game. Absolutely thrilled. The press is covering the L T G B community so well nowadays. Packers 78 Belkin's 15. And what about the Monday night game, the Detroit Lions at the New York Giants? Oh my God, It's gonna be a blood bath. Giant lines are coming to New York to tear the people apart. Stay in your homes. Don't even watch this game. It's aired on ESPN. Fake news. I don't know how these lions got so gigantic. Maybe Ford Motors genetically engineered them that way. Or maybe they've been drinking water out of the Flint Rivers for too long. Either way, I think the New York Giants will be flattened by these J lines. Giant lines 64. Puny Giants 14. All right, I have more diplomacy to spread. That's all the time I have for today. Thanks for turning in. Remember to follow me on the you tubes at sports Talk Trump or just tweet at me at Sports Top Trump. I'll have my formal press conference again this upcoming Wednesday. Oh my gosh, that's lt Great. I've got to take this El Tigre. It's Danny, Baby, What's shaken?