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Diane Tishkoff

Diane Tishkoff

Beverly Hills, California, US
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Diane Tishkoff

Diane Tishkoff

  

Voicemail System Greeting
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Announcer North American

Category
Business
Language
English (North American)
Description

Want it read fast? Like, at speed-demon speed?
No warping, no fuzzing, just a smooth, polished read?
Got questions, got answers, got a list or disclaimer?
It’s time that you contacted Diane, the word-tamer.
The word-tamer’s bright, witty and swift,
When a mouth is this fast, it’s really a gift.
I can handle a list — or lots of lists — quick-as-a-bunny,
Even fast I can sound serious, regal, patrician or funny.
So, hurry! Right now! It’s an urgent appeal!
Hear how in 10 seconds flat I change Quick-time to Real.
The legalese that oughtta be fast.
Call by today, or tomorrow’ll be past.
Detail the details, more details in store
at 11, 12, 1 or 2, 3 and 4.
Must be 18 to play,
what else do I say?
The data, the facts, all rapid and crisp
Voiced clear and strong…or, if you like, with a lisp.
All your copy included, in there, well-read,
Cut a 15-second promo down to just 10 instead…

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