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think of a Scottish clan chief, and you'd be forgiven for imagining a claim or wielding Highlander adorned and tartan kilt in sport in wondering misty Scottish hills. The 21st century reality couldn't be more different. Today, the chief's Khun Kind among the ranks, house waves and gardeners, hill farmers and landscape photographers. Since 18 22 Scotland under clan system have changed beyond recognition. These days, the clans don't figure much in the lives of Scott's men and women, many of whom considered the chiefs, is a vestige of a distant feudal leader on an anachronism in a modern social democracy. Yet despite this, the present Scottish National Party government believes clans can play a positive role in shaping Scotland's national identity. Welcome to body fixers, a salon with a mission to fix your botched bodies and horrific hair. So if you're Luka's more freak than fabulous than these, air the pros to help hairdresser's beauticians make up artists and cosmetic surgeons together they'll tackle the dumbest, grossest and most outrageous beauty disasters they guarantee to turn. All beauty fails fierce. They are the body fixes. In this programme, we're going to meet James, who's nineties obsession with piercing and tattooing has left his body in a bit of a state. But is it too much to ask for this nineties throwback to become a modern day man? It began with three ships. No, there were four. The three ships had come to the Northumbrian coast when I was a child. And within days my older brother was dead. And within weeks, my father had followed him to the grave. My uncle had stolen my land and I had become an exile. No. So many years later, I was on the same beach, watching four ships come to the coast. They came from the north, and anything that comes from the north is bad news. The North brings frost and ice, Northman. It brings enemies. And I had enemies enough already because I had come to Northumbria to recapture Babin Berg. I had come to kill my cousin who had usurped my place. I had come to take my home back, Hoevenberg Lee to the south. I could not see the ramparts from where our horses stood because the June's were too high. But I could see smoke from the fortresses. Hearts being snatched westward by the wild wind. The smoke was being blown inland, melding with the Lew grade clothes that Scud ID towards Northumbria is dark hills.
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