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Description

A southern bell comedy.

Vocal Characteristics

Language

English

Voice Age

Middle Aged (35-54)

Accents

North American (General)

Transcript

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Excuse me, Mr Cornell. I have tried to be neighborly. I have tried to be friendly, and I have tried to be cordial. I don't know what it is that you're trying to be. That first night, I was appreciative that you carried my trunk up the stairs. The fact that it slipped and failed five flights and smashed to pieces was not your fault. I didn't even mind that personal message you painted on the stairs. I thought it was crazy, but sore too sweet. However, things have now gone too far. I cannot accept gifts from a man I hardly know, especially canned goods. That has got to stop, Mr Cornell. I could do very well without you leaving little chocolate almond Hershey bars in my mailbox. They melted yesterday, and now I have three gooey letters from home with nuts in, um and I can do without you sneaking into my room after I go to work and paint in my balcony without telling me about it. I stepped out there yesterday and my slippers are still glued to the floor and I can certainly do without you tie in big bottles of cologne to my cat's tail. The poor thing kept sowing in it around yesterday and nearly beat itself to death. In short, Mr Cornell and I don't want to have to say this again. Leave me alone.