Unbearable Hotness
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EnglishVoice Age
Young Adult (18-35)Accents
North American (General)Transcript
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I think I just ******* killed chuck, I think, I mean he's just laying out there, he's not moving, I don't think he's breathing, I mean there it was just up on the roof with Marissa, we're talking laughing, having a great time. And I tell her she reminds me of Sandra Bullock, I tell her I love to have the floats and who knew those would be the magic words because next thing I know her clothes are off and we're loosening roof shingles like there's no tomorrow and then there's biting kissing, touching. Suddenly someone starts beating on me, I mean just pounding me on me and growling, Yeah, growling and I look up and there's chuck, I'm like what's the problem? And he says the problem is dude, you're ******* my girlfriend. So I look at marisa, let's say someone's girlfriend and she says no, then it comes out, chuck's just wishes she's his girlfriend but in actuality she's his cousin or something. So he's got these feelings of guilt about wanting her, they start crying. So that ruined the mood. So marissa put your clothes back on and she goes back down through the window, back to the party. I'm off with chuck, blubbering, whining, crying chuck and he starts in on how he's just this fault, don't **** up and maybe you should just throw himself off the roof and for a split second I'm like, yes, throw yourself the roof twit, but I don't say that. I say you're going to get a girl buddy, just maybe not your cousin, huh? Then I give them a really pat on the back, A nice manly slap on the back. I mean he looked heavy, I mean who do we go flying? Who do we go flying off the roof?