In the Beginning The universe was Created

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This is a short excerpt from the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy by Douglas Adams and it showcases my humorous range and narration skills.
it also showcases my abilities to adopt the a clearly articulate English accent

Vocal Characteristics

Language

English

Voice Age

Young Adult (18-35)

Accents

Kenyan (East Africa) North American (General)

Transcript

Note: Transcripts are generated using speech recognition software and may contain errors.
the story so far. In the beginning, the universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move. Many races believed that it was created by some sort of God, though they provided people off guilt voters six believe that the entire universe was in fact sneezed out of the nose of the being called the Great green hackle seizure, the death of artists who live in perpetual fear off the time they called the coming off. The great white handkerchief are small blue creatures with more than 50 arms each who are therefore unique in being the only race in history to have invented the aerosol deodorant before the wheel. It is known that they are on infinite number of worlds simply because there is a new infinite amount of space for them to be in. However, not everyone of them is inhabited. Therefore, there must be a finite number of inhabited worlds. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing as makes no odds. So the average population of all the planets in the universe can be said to be zero. From this, it follows that the population of the whole universe is also zero, and that any people you may meet from time to time are merely the product of a deranged imagination. Once something actually happens somewhere in something as well the complicated as the universe Kevin knows where it will all end up where Kevin is any random entity that doesn't know nothing about nothing. There is a theory that's distant. If ever anyone discovers exactly what the universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more desired. Inexplicable. There is another theory that states that this has already happened. The whole sort of general mish mash, W S GMM is the technical term for the sum total of war. The parallel universes, which aren't parallel and furthermore, are not strictly speaking, universes, either. This is easiest if you don't try to realize that until a little later, after you've realized that everything you've realized up to that moment is not true. The reason they are not universes is that any given universe is not a thing as such but rather just a way of looking at the whole sort of General Mish mash. The reason they are not paranoia is the same result of C is not parallel. You can slice the whole sort of general mish mash anyway you like, and he will generally come up with something that someone will call home. That's the whole sort of general mish mash is the sum total of all the different ways that exist of looking at things or, more specifically, all of the different probabilities that exist through which you could look at things.