Coco's Nuts

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Description

An audition for the audiobook involving a P.I. firm and multiple cases

Vocal Characteristics

Language

English

Voice Age

Senior (55+)

Accents

North American (General)

Transcript

Note: Transcripts are generated using speech recognition software and may contain errors.
as beautiful as a bamboo orchid and as cool as an English cucumber buddy. Fewer seemed neither phased nor anxious, given the grave predicament. Tall and willowy, the 34 year old former society woman turned truck driver was easy on the eyes. No matter what your predilection, a looker or dish, she might have been called back in the days of gin, Ricky's trill, bees and gumshoes. Some females truly lucked out in the comely nous lottery. As unconventional Chin Chila faced Aunt Rosina J. Was often heard to utter about a relation or friend with a wistful, wishful sigh. But he had contacted the triple threat Private Investigation Agency after researching our involvement and success with the handling of the gruesome twosome case. As we jokingly dubbed our first P I job and the ensuing arrest of our client, William Pierpont Howl, the now deceased WP Howell had been as wealthy as he had been eccentric, a tactful way of saying effing zany and the murder of his young pretty wife was not the only crime he'd been guilty of. H. P D s detective Gerald Auld Ives had been gracious enough during a media interview to credit the agency with providing quote some valid crime stopping information unquote, which had led to the apprehension of the Millionaire and his equally culpable, effing zany partner. The truth was, we'd done considerably more, but we were cool with letting HPD take credit. Our latest assignment was fairly clear, cut prove, but he hadn't murdered renowned entrepreneur Jimmy Saloniki Piccolo. Three. Jimmy Man. I'm fabulously rich. Piccolo was second generation owner of a happy ooh ooh poo pickling factory called Brought to Jimmy's Pickled Aquatic Delights. Who would have guessed? Preserved fish, cheeks and eyes could be such popular delicacies. In addition, the shrewd man owned Jsp Capital Credit Corporation and Balls to the Walls incorporated a demolition construction company that knocked down buildings as rapidly as it put them up. There were also pet projects here and there, little businesses he absorbed or annihilated. Slim and trim and relatively short. Jimmy was a cross between Dean Martin and Salminen, CEO in their heydays. Over the years, the attractive man had rubbed a few people the wrong way, you see. Equally successful had been his loan sharking and racketeering. Excuse me, alleged loan sharking and racketeering. Unlike Jimi Salonen, Piccolo two who had been indicted on racketeering and murder in the seventies. Three had never been convicted of anything equally charmed and charming. He'd navigated the tranquil waters of life and business with a multi $1000 smile and a playful, monarch like wave of the middle finger. The odd time the folks in blue had become involved. Paperwork transformed into ashes and lawsuits dropped like smoldering charcoal briquettes. Witnesses developed curious cases of amnesia or hopped continent bound jets faster than Hollywood celebrities changed partners, Yeah.