The Accidental Werewolf
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EnglishVoice Age
Young Adult (18-35)Accents
North American (General)Transcript
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well, it was official lavender was so not in her color wheel anymore. Not looking like this anyway, he clashed with her hair and made her skin look sallow marty Andrews was now an autumn. Thus fall colors would best suit her new palette. Greens, golds and a couple of shades of yellow were presently her complexions, New friends, but the color lavender. Not so much. She shook her head and fought for a moment of clarity. Lavender was a spring color. It was the color all the newly promoted first level bobbie sue, cosmetic reps war and the color of the suit she'd worn with pride until a week ago, jesus. Everything was such a blur since that night. She was lucky to remember her own name, let alone her season of color. It had all become a mixed up myriad of sound, light and surreal happenings. It had steadily worsened since he'd showed up earlier. Her eyes darted to the man sitting across from her in her living room. His hard, probing stare made her sink further into her chair, tucking her legs beneath her. He was dark, Devilish nuts. Are you all right marty? His smooth, husky baritone deserved to be showcased on a late night radio show. The cloud of confusion. She'd been drifting on, parted for a moment and she cocked her head at him. I don't think I am. And you know, this really isn't a good time for me. I just made the first tier of bobby sue cosmetics and I'm busy. See, she held up her new suit to him recently, torn as a result of the scuffle of that dreadful evening. She'd only had it for a bloody week and now it was senselessly ruined. She twisted the fabric with hands that shook. How could this have happened now of all times, marty? There are things we need to discuss, he pressed with tight words, shifting position and crossing his legs. Do you think you can try and focus? It's crucial that you do focus? Hm. Well she could try just not right now right now. Someone needed to hear the pickle. She'd been left in and tag he was it? You know what's funny? Uh No what's funny? He was humoring her that much was clear from his tone. Do you know how long I've been working on becoming a lavender? Do you have any clue? He shook his dark head clearly bewildered. A frickin year. That's how long I busted my *** working two jobs and it might seem meaningless to some, but I did it and not without plenty of doors slammed in my face. Some people make jokes about selling bobbie sue because it's door to door sales. I ignored those snide remarks about my dreams of cosmetic greatness and I was this close, she held her thumb and index fingers together for emphasis. And now you show up telling me something like this. It just ruins everything marty. It's critical that you listen carefully. I'm not going to beat around the bush here. I'm just going to say it marty. I'm not a dog. I'm aware Wolf. Nice, Very nice. Say again. I'm aware Wolf. And now, well, because I was the one to bite you now, So are you already then aware Wolf marty Andrews, bobbie Sue, Cosmetics, newest sales Dynamo was via dog bite. A werewolf. Just freaking great.