Love being creative with sarcastic wit!
Middle Aged (35-54)
North American, US New England (Boston, Providence)
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These days, 99 cents doesn't get you very far. You could get any size coffee, hot or ice at Cumberland farms any day of the week for that price. Or you could use those 99 cents on other things like the world's worst haircut, one bite of strangers tuna fish sandwich, a bag of loose teeth. I know a guy or a lightly refurbished toupee. The smart choice is clearly the delicious and smooth coffee from Cumberland farms, but hey, that's up to you applicable. Attack supplies, free coffee Fridays at come bees is like winning a scratch ticket you found in the glove compartment while you were rummaging through your boss's car. Not that I've done that myself. My point is free coffee Fridays are back at Cumberland farms now through october limit one per customer.