Why Quagmire Hates Brian (Family Guy)

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A scene from the cartoon Family Guy. Explains why these two characters who've never really had much contact or adventures together. Why Glen Quagmire dislikes this other character named Brian Griffin

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Middle Aged (35-54)


North American (General)


Note: Transcripts are generated using speech recognition software and may contain errors.
Okay, I'll tell you, you were the worst person I know you constantly on your best friend's wife. The man pays for your food and rescue for certain death. And this is how you repay him and add insult to injury you dedicate all over his yard. And you're such a sponge you pay for nothing. You honestly rule get you later. But later never comes. You want to know what really bothers me is you pretending this deep guy who loves women for their souls when all you do is date bimbos? Yeah, I think we're in for their bodies, but at least I'm honest about it. I am a copy of Catching and Ryan lecturing about some seven great interpretation about holding call for some profound intellectual. He wasn't he was a spoiled brat. And that's why you like him so much. He's you, Dodger pretentious. You delude yourself into thinking you're some great writer even though you're terrible. Yeah, should have known she fatigues didn't write me that note. She would've known there's no A in the word definite you don't think I hate most about you? Is your textbook liberal agenda how we should legalize apartment How big How big business is crushing the underclass of homelessness is the biggest tragedy in America. Or what have you done to help? I work down at the soup kitchen. Brian never seen you down there. You want to help grab a ladle? And by the way, driving a Prius doesn't make you Jesus Christ. Oh, wait. You don't believe in Jesus Christ or any religion for that matter, because religion is for idiots. What the **** are you to talk down anyone? You failed college twice, which isn't nearly as bad as your failure as a father. How's that son of yours? You never see. But you know what? I don't get all that. All of it. If you weren't such a bore, that's the worst of it, Brian. You're just a big, sad, alcoholic bore, huh? We'll see you, Brian. Thanks for the steak.