Brooklyn Cartoon Animated Character Comedy Comedian Urban
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A lot of people are trying to cancel Halloween this year because some say October 31 is actually the Devil's birthday. I don't know if it's the devil's birthday or anything, but I do know that if somebody tries to give me a box of raisins again this year, I'm gonna raise all H E double hockey sticks up in here. Last year I tried to go trick or treating, but nobody but my mommy wanted to go with me. It's true, it's true. Nobody likes a skeletons until Halloween. That's it. The rest of the year we make ends meet by hanging out in the middle school biology classes or I don't know, laying in caskets. You know, I always wanted to be the first ever skeleton comedian. Yeah, that was a dream of mine ever since I was a kid. But man, my mom never had any faith in me. She would always tell me son, You have 26 bones in your body and none of them are funny. I get no respect, I love my mom, I really do. But she's always complaining about my lifestyle. She says, I don't eat enough. Once she saw me last time she said that I was all bone and bones. I told her ma I haven't eaten in 40 years. What are you talking about man, I can't wait for Halloween. It's my favorite holiday by far. Come on. What other holiday can you go out, knock on people's door and get free candy am I right? And Halloween isn't just for kids. You know, I may look like a teenager, but I'm actually 87 years old and still trick or treat. People don't even question me anymore. They think I'm just some senile, tiny old man with early stage Alzheimer's and a sweet tooth. Well, that's my time for tonight. Thank y'all for coming out. It's been spooktacular, happy Halloween bare bones Brooklyn in the building.