Ask Your Dr.

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Description

This is a comedic commercial I voiced and produced for an online radio station I am involved with. It is based on the commercials for medications we all see on T.V.

Vocal Characteristics

Language

English

Voice Age

Middle Aged (35-54)

Accents

North American (Canadian-General) North American (General)

Transcript

Note: Transcripts are generated using speech recognition software and may contain errors.
life is stressful. Everyone here at C. G. C. M. Rock radio have felt your pain and know what you're going through and we would like to help you can enjoy life again and music is the answer. Music is a non addictive, mind altering non substance with the potential to induce joy, happiness, memories, bliss, merriment and mirth. In clinical studies music has been shown to help people who struggle to get through day to day life, ask your doctor if music may be right for you. Common side effects may include but are not limited to a new controlled head, bobbing toe tapping, fingers, snapping, selective hearing, impairment, head banging guitar or drum playing, lip sinking dancing, singing loudly in your car, singing off key, persistent melody flashbacks, earworms, chair dancing, increased download on your computer or phone, headphone, hair, lack of volume control and happiness. Also, some men have reported increased hair and beard growth. If hair growth should occur, speak to your barber, we can't help you with that. But if your doctor turns out to be just another idiot, speak to your disc jockey because in reality your disc jockey often turns out to be your doctor or you could not listen to music and simply find a new stress free job that won't make you vomit bleed from your nose or turn you into a whiny sissy baby who goes through life, blaming your of a boss for everything for more information about music, go to C. G. C. M. Rock radio dot com Today again that is C. G. C. M rock radio dot com