Various Original Character Voices (Demo and Broadcast)

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brian cook characters various. I will destroy you. This is your last chance. Answer my questions. I will not ask again. Mercy, Mercy. Yeah, I'm doing my best. I'm doing my very best. Mm come, come come this way. I'll show you what I've found. They drive you mad. I oh sorry. I think I popped a gasket. Uh huh. Why am I laughing all this time? All these years, centuries. Eons. I've waited in its Hennessy. Yes. Well I'm not quite sure. That's the angle we want to take at this time sweetheart sweetheart. Stop grandma's on the phone. No, God. Oh Lord. Oh, that's just a moment. He broke my china. Okay sweetheart sweetheart, I need you to stop. Okay, Okay, back at a better time. There's not gonna be a better time. I need to get a replacement immediately. So do you, do you have, do you have a phone version? So he's like savoring everything and I need to replace it. So do you have something I can replace it with? Like, can I come down and get it right now? Um, we should have some like light sabers in. Thank you so much later that evening. Oh, that's a great idea because as I said, we were in the car I had in the course, we're going so slow because of the ice. And then she's like, dude, dude, dude, like my motorboat beside me and you know, and she's like, I'm sorry, but I love you. I'm, I'm heating the car. I said that's why we have a heater. This isn't the 18 hundreds. We got a car with that? I can turn that on. She says like I'm a seat warmer. I said yeah that's something my eyes are burning. I shouldn't I don't think I have any nostril hairs left. I don't know what you want from me but I'll tell you this. I don't have it. This is my final message. I don't think I'm getting out of here. I'm getting out. I'm not gonna stay here and die like a rat. I lied and said my account was hairless and so I tried to remedy that. And so my cat is a terrible rash from a succession of shaving and waxing just just a second. I'm sorry, I'm sorry it was a mistake. I'm only okay. I said I was I'm sorry. So is there anything I could use to help my cat one feel better and to not keep attacking me. Very very upset cat there's no need to be screaming. I'm gonna give you some medicine. He's very very mad at me now you're talking about your cat or your girlfriend. Well she won't know she's gonna think that it's a hairless cat. You know I'm in the clear there until it grows back but the cat is really ******. Okay so some ointment. Okay. Okay and and that will take the rash down. You think. Okay. What about his attitude now? I said I was sorry. He wasn't like he wasn't even this mad when I had him fixed. He's like really ticked off right now. He's just staring at me coe.