From A Tale Dark and Grimm

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Description

Contemporary rewrite of Grimm's tales. Humor, sardonic.

Vocal Characteristics

Language

English

Voice Age

Senior (55+)

Accents

North American (General)

Transcript

Note: Transcripts are generated using speech recognition software and may contain errors.
Yes, said Jill. You shouldn't be so rough with him. The frog smiled up at Dillon said. Very simply, thank you. Jack stared at the frog and his mouth hung open. At long last, he said. That's amazing. See, Jill said to the frog, I told you he'd like you In that case, said the frog Jack, I'm sorry for peeing on you. We frogs don't have many defenses, you know? Jack laughed and smiled. Kind of sideways. That's okay, he said. Little boys don't either. And just like that, the three of them became fast friends and had the day ended there, it would have been a very eventful day indeed. But it did not end there. If it had much suffering, much blood shed, many tears would have been avoided. In fact, if you're the kind of person who does not like to read about suffering and bloodshed and tears, why don't you just pretend that the day did in there and close the book right now? On the other hand, if you're the kind of person who does like reading about suffering and bloodshed and tears, well, may I politely ask, what is wrong with you?