Rob & Christine

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this couple here in michigan the other night on their cameras. So they have one of those cameras that are motion activated in the middle of the night. Like a security camera, like a house. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. My parents have that, it caught what looks to be an angel above his truck. I want to believe it because I want to, you know, I think the world needs those moments and so I really want to believe it, but here's my only thought um because when you look at the picture better, it looks, you can tell it's a moth, you can tell it's a moth flying, you know what? Don't share the second picture. Yeah, the first one, it actually looks like a giant angel with wings. And even if it is a moth which it probably is, that's fine. Rather this than seeing jesus in a piece of toast and then everyone is memorialized. That was my next question. Like when jesus shows up in a tortilla or a piece of toast. Like if that happened to you, would you put it on display or would you eat it? It depends if it's just if it's like a nasty piece of fruit toast then I'll share it. It's like I don't want to eat cinnamon bread, I'll take a picture. But then I'm gonna eat it. It's kind of like those giant cheetos that people find I know and then they let him go to waste because then they just let it sit on the counter or whatever it is, where they put it in a picture frame. It's like I take the picture, oh my God, look at my giant Cheeto now, it's going in my stomach, come on, you don't ask me stuff like that, you know, I'm always gonna eat it, you're bigger than me, you're gonna do the same thing if it does not call me fat, you just because I'm fat, I'll eat jesus if he shows up on my tortilla, am I lying cardi B and offset sleeping in the same bed that he shared with his ex slash baby mama. So what do you think about this? Like, do you think it's cool to have your new girls sleep in the same bed that you and the X share. I don't have enough money every time I break up to go buy a new bed. Yeah, I'm keeping my bed because my thing is prior to my ex girlfriend, I probably banged a lot of other girls in the bed, so that's what I'm thinking like every one night stand, you gotta get rid of your bed like that's exactly, but there's a difference because banging a bunch of girls is different than actually having a bed as a really like you guys, you and your girlfriend going by a bed together, but then you break up and you got a new girlfriend, you guys have to go buy a new bed together. No, I'm keeping the bed, I'll put some new sheets on and get a new blanket. Maybe I probably won't even get a new blanket, but we'll get some new sheets for you that blankets got stains brad, you put in the washer. Exactly. It's dry basically. All the women that's been in my bed has been sleeping in the Kentucky Derby is on saturday and there's a game that was on Buzzfeed yesterday. I thought it'd be fun to play. It's just an audiobook or racehorses name first one, Rise and grind. Is that the name of a book or is it the name of a racehorse? And I'm going to say a book actually. Yeah. What do you think it's about? It's about getting Yes, it's from the guys from the Alright, next one. It's only acting dad who names a horse, that's only acting dad. So you think that's an audiobook? It was totally a horse. It was how about blame it on Dixie? That's definitely uh, a *****, blame it on Dixie racehorse or audiobook? Not *****, it might be a ***** racehorse, It is a race horse. Good job. Okay, A cowboy culture. That's definitely a *****. That's definitely important. It resembles a lot of Brokeback mountain game over. We were just talking just a few minutes ago about fantasizing about me, fantasizing about the construction worker and I'm absolutely not not. So I'm finding out this is the difference, like guys will fantasize and here's my thing is like, my thing is I order a pizza and I think what if he's like really cute when he shows up. Let's say that actually happened. You order pizza and the delivery guy just or boy in your case rob likes them younger. He's 18, we'll make him legal. He's 18. Okay, 19. That's one reason why I had to quit saying boys because I'm like, I'm like Children. I'm like, no, no, we'll give him prime 18 year old age out of high school, out of high school and college. Yeah, So he comes to the door, you open the door and then you just kind of like, are blown away by how attractive he is. Are you just going to take the pizza and give him a good tip for you actually gonna actually gonna hit on him? Do you want to know how I'm going to do it or do you want to know how my fantasy plays out? Okay, well, the fantasy he opens the door. I'm like, hey, how are you? And he's like, here's your pizza sir. And I'm like, sir, you can call me rob. I don't know. Even in my fantasy, why does he call me sir? Okay, rob. And then I'll be like, so you got to rush back to the store Now you're the only delivery I have in the next 30 minutes. Cool. You wanna you wanna come up for a minute. What for lemonade? I don't know, I didn't think that there is. There is lemonade a staple in these fantasies for the second time. You referenced lemonade desperate housewives. I feel like they were always inviting jesse Metcalfe in for lemonade. Would you like some lemonade? So there's where my fantasy starts as jesse Metcalfe. I can't blame you for that fantasy. So in my head like, no. So he would be like, he would kind of be into it too. So he's coming up to the doors hoping somebody's like, you want to come up for a minute. So he comes up and we do our thing and the pizza gets cold and then he leaves maybe with a pizza. Pizza. I only ordered immediately. Probably not. But reality is he walks up to my door, open it and go And he goes, here's your pizza started like, Okay, yeah, here's your tip. You just gave me $100 tip. Okay, creepy dude, die be safe, come back after your chef and then he's gone. And then there's a note on my thing on my account and papa john's and says only send girls to this guy's house