The Chris and Alfie Show (Best Bits So Far)
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EnglishVoice Age
Young Adult (18-35)Accents
AustralianTranscript
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Well, okay, let's put it this way. If you're in Australia, you're getting 100 megabits a second. That's not gigabytes, gigabits. It's different. Apparently they get 91 gigabits a second. Seriously? So basically 1000 megabits would make one gigabit. I don't know. That's correct. Someone get my numbers right. But it's 91 gigabits per second. So if you're talking to Tom Hanks up in space, they're gonna get right up there. I was good, really, really cold. But it was summertime sadness, but wintertime sadness right now. Wintertime sadness that was summertime sadness. Lana del Rey, in the subject of It's not related to Ricky Gervase. And now I believe you have been birdwatching and I'm not talking about girls. No, I haven't yet. I haven't been watching girls. That's right. Very professional here. I've got two little facts here about birds. Yes, I'm hoping there's going to be really, really nice ones. I'm prepared for a relaxing, nice Q and A about what I can read it in a really sweet voice, like, you know, that's actually starting to make me feel a little bit more nervous. Okay, I'll try that. Well, there's three types of Australian birds deliberately set again. Deliberately spread wildfires. What? Yeah, they start them on. They don't start. They keep them going. They You're kidding. Three birds that are arsonists. Basically, they Yeah. They would not say no to a fire party. What? There's a black kite, the whistling kite and brown falcons They all love to purposely aid the spread of wildfires were picking up and dropping flaming sticks just so the fire will flush out their prey and make it easier for them to catch. So they want to make the prey come out their food. So, like the when I was out with my my grandmother when I was younger and I accidentally got a kite court in the in the power lines and that caught fire. That's the fourth type of the third type of kite. I cannot believe that we need less of those are more. I don't know. Nice little birds, like hummingbirds or something. Well, speaking of nice little birds, try this one. Woodpeckers eat brains when they get too hungry. What? Yeah, they're zombie birds. What? No, just a cute little no Well, woodpeckers Zombie. That's right. They've gone too long about food. They'll pin down other birds and pick up the back of their heads until they crack through their skulls and they eat their brains. It's freaky. That is, You never got to see her again. That's that laugh is so much scarier. Now, you hide your heads the next time you see a woodpecker hungry when you crack a book, open crack a burger, that is It's just Well, there goes my sleep tonight, all right? Your mother has sent me a little something from the past. Oh, I don't know if you recall being a prominent writer, like a like a journal entry right back in the day. Um mm. I'm Well, look, the next song we've got is you can't you know you're not going anywhere, right? This is No. I'm going to read some of the stuff. This is This is gold. This is pure gold. Okay, on the 10th of February 2013. Oh, wow. Yeah, It was a long time ago. That's a long time ago. Nine years? Yeah. Yeah, it was so I was very young at this time. I was I was about 8.5 9 8.5 I was 8.5 years. You're writing a lot better than my current writing. That's scary. Anyway, under the subheading of family, it's about your family here. Oh, this is good words. My family is special because they they put day twice. We'll get you whatever your heart desires. How cute. I have six people in my family. They are Dad. Mom, you put their age. I'm not gonna put their ages as to What does this mean? Sister, Brother and dog and dog kind of discount. I wish my family knew how much I love them. Oh, something I wish my family would do is stop working so much. My family is unique. So you have. I went to angry and it looks along unique because they would do anything for one another. Something I would do for my family is pay for a holiday. Do you regret saying that because you buy 100% regret saying that because in a few years you probably could afford the holiday. Okay, well, this is just for Mom. For for putting me into this whole. I will pay for a holiday. I'll pay for us to go to game next door Neighbours for a party. I'll buy the drinks. Are you cheap? Okay,