Chris schmidt voice demo

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Ladies and gentlemen, we are here in the kitchen of noted baby expert Joey and his mom. Joey, Say hi to the folks. We are the stuff that dreams are made of. We travel down. What the ****'s the next line? Okay, here's the story. My wife and I decided we needed a new car, so we shopped around and we chose Chevy Corsica. I mean, with dual airbags, anti lock brakes, service warranty. Second to none in the industry. Nobody wants to play with Charlie in the box. Who said that? A dime a dozen. No, not quite. But a dollar 99 will get you a dozen. Delicious. A sort of donuts this week at Dunkin Donuts. So here's what you do. Stop in your local Dunkin Donuts. This sig. Yeah, sure, I sing in the shower. When I used to wear my glasses, everyone called me a nerd. But now, thanks to Dura soft contact lenses, I'm a whole new man. Women can't resist me. I'm a real sex god. This Saturday, only it's best Buy's 12 hour stereo sale. Every car stereo is on sale. Sony Pioneer Jensen, JBC and Acai all 35% off 12 hours of incredible savings. But just give me a big make an order of fries. Now that's my idea of meat and potatoes This weekend at F. A O. Schwarz, check out the hot new release of Mortal Kombat two for your Super Nintendo game system. That's this weekend only at F. A O. Schwarz. When you drink and drive, you lose control. I don't even know what happened. I remember the crash and the sirens, and some cop kept asking me questions. And Jim's mom, man, she just kept screaming. Jimmy, get up, Get up! But he never did.