Damian Muziani Interview
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Yeah. Um Justin I think the time that in my memory that sticks out of hanging out with Damien the most is when we went to see teeth together. Oh yeah. Great. Yeah. Yeah. Really? You you know what the movie is just from bringing it up because it's absolutely a rove it arrived and left movie theaters like within 24 hours. It's one of my wife's favorite movies to watch during the holidays, during the Halloween season. Uh All right, so for your listeners and your viewers who have not seen teeth, It's A 2007 horror film about a girl, a woman, you know, teenage girl with incisors in her ***** polarity ensues, you know, and that's like it's a you know, sort of a revenge type movie, you know, uh avant garde feminist type of person in the films we see today. Hey, Polly Chasers here. He's just Damien. This is another listener from all the way across the pond in Amsterdam Netherlands. Thanks for washing the Netherlands. I did a report on the Netherlands. Damien has a great resume. Thank you lulu. Um okay, so let's talk about teeth Justin. You've probably not heard this story. So let me, let me, I'll just throw it at you at the time. Um, I was more of an acquaintance of Jason's. We and I in some ways, I guess we still kind of are like we were friends, but we weren't always like best buddies or anything. So we were we were friends. We knew each other enough to hang out, you know, comfortably. Somehow, the two of us ended up by ourselves in a matinee of this movie called teeth. About a woman with teeth in her ***** and bites men. Um I remember in my, in my defense real quick, I remember now that it's all coming back to me. I was like, I never hang out with Jamie, maybe he's free, I want to see this movie, he might be interested. So it was just kind of a last minute thing. So here, here's the dilemma that I ran into and this is where early in our relationship, our friendship, Jason and I kind of read each other wrong, sometimes we're still kind of feeling each other out. So we get our tickets, he gets a tub of popcorn, I get some candy and we get sodas and we go into the theater and we sit um I sit two seats off the aisle, so there's the aisle, there's two empty seats and then me and then on the inside of me sits Jason so it's, I'll see empty. See me Jason um during the movie and this is not a lie. Jason will tell you this is a lie. five times during the movie, Jason had to get up to go pay, My grandmother died, left me your bladder. Okay? So let's say like, you know, 25 minutes, 20 minutes into the movie, the girl eats her first ***** with 13 Jason's like, I have to go to the bathroom. I said, okay, so I, I have to stand up, you know, my, my stuff and he scoots by me and, and goes, I sit back down five minutes later, he comes back, I stand up. He scoots by me again to sit down on the seat. I have to explain to him. Yes, she almost eight a second ***** ****. And now she's her ***** is she's flossing her ***** now or whatever. So, so it's no big deal, but then literally 15 minutes later, he like taps me on his shoulders. Dude, I'm really sorry, I gotta, I gotta go the bathroom again. I said, all right, I get up, he scoots by me another five minutes goes by, he comes back, scoots by me. This happened five times. So it was, it got to the point where I was like, you know, he's ******* with me, this is like a thing, this is an Andy Kaufman thing, okay? And he's got buddies and they're gonna like compare notes to see how many times did you make your guy get up five. I made my guy get up six. I don't know. I didn't send the other side of we saw Schindler's list six times. So, so the thing is like, I mean, I kind of and the other thing that really irked me was there's two empty seats next to me. Why is Jason making me get up to sit on? He has to sit on the inside of me. Every time he comes back, just sit on the aisle seat or the seat next to me and then you don't have to bother me. Every time you get up you can just keep going back to the bathroom constantly. That was just bizarre. It was a bizarre situation. Well, he wanted to make sure that there was a buffer in case ****** dente tried to come in through the aisle. That's what I understand. The subject matter was not for the squeamish. I totally get all that. I think honestly is the best policy. And you know, he's been saying that his grandmother left him her bladder for how many years now? That's like your go to line. He's mps embarrassed by it and I I'm cool with that. I just didn't know him well enough to understand that. It really was his bladder. I thought it was some sort of game. Some retrospect. Why didn't I sit on the outside? Well, no idea. Well because you probably didn't realize that in 15 minutes you're going to have to go again and then you have to go again. I don't know. Make a valid point after after the second time. He's like okay, it can't possibly be a third time. Just let us, every time just like you were awesome. You know? And each time I'm like dude, are you seriously? Seriously? All right. You know? So at this point like the plot of the movie leaves, you know, you're just like in this situation where like is this turning him on? Is he wearing off in the bathroom? Is maybe I just wanted to hear you explain, have to explain the movie to me and somebody. Okay. So what happened now? Damien But I couldn't understand how you were moved by. You actually enjoyed that. You would give it two thumbs up Or two incisors up, whatever. I thought it bit, it's uh oh, where's later in retrospect? It was terrible. I tried watching it on amazon Prime and I was just like, yeah, I like the originality. It was a creative idea, but wow, yeah, if anybody watching his seen teeth, please let me know maybe it was ahead of its time because I kind of see those movies now as more commonplace in in the subject series of I spit on your grave movies and no, I mean what was the movie with Megan fox? Um oh, jennifer's body, Body and then there was that hard candy movie with um why do I want to, I just say Juno? But obviously her name is Ellen Page. So there's been those types of and, and actually, well to an extent promising young woman, which is uh in the awards milieu right now, um sort of kind of in that in that vein. But anyway, maybe it was just before its time, I didn't give it an honest chance because I was constantly getting up and sitting down.