Truth or Die

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live in 32 Welcome. One old truth or die. You are here with me, ab Norman. And as always, we are joined by our technical producer, peacekeeper, scholar and resident pro to my con Marco Zoots. Hey, yo, Hey, everybody. Hey, Hope you're all well out there. They're not. Not possible. Okay, we have a couple of things here for you tonight that will be broadcasting live from our studio here, just outside of a field land on E p. A Superfund site and home to more secret, heinous, terrible activities than we could ever know. Do C plus secret Moonbase plus secret Nazi Antarctic base plus area 51 times a 1,000,000. First, we have got a bit about field lands own Wortmann Elementary scoop overnight, literally overnight. It vanished. Placed by a suspicious minimal. Yeah, Like like what? You're gonna get into that? Take some phone calls are regular insider. The source is going to contact us. But I went unclear. But if I had to bet something horrible Sounds great. Always horrifying to hear from them. Plus, Marco's got something out of the ordinary for us. Kinda. We received a letter from the nature. Will resource is guardianship administration? Not really. Never has been. Did you put the logo up on the feet yet? Scanned the letter to Don't Keep us in suspense, Marco. The letter is field with a lotta Why don't you read it? For those who don't have excess, do the feet beer. Abner Norman District's It is our regret to inform you that you station and home are located in a location that is dangerous to both physical and mental health. We urge you to contact us as soon as possible in order to develop effective resolution strategy. If we do not receive in contact from you, we are legally obligated to begin resolution containment and the contamination as outlined in Regulation 81 To put Dash 33 e Dash v. Dash nine per county law, We hope that you will contact us as soon as possible. That's the end, and there's a phone number. Did anyone sign it? Gas me at chief of operations True seekers. We received quite a load of crap on a daily basis between male collar stockers and people who are can only assume are operating as agents for any number of different organizations, but rarely is it this brazen? But what are we absolutely certain of this safe here? Marco, we knew it's not safe here. That's why the cancer and mutation rates of local population are nearly 1000 times the national average. Remember that thing that they had to cut off your foot? Remember I named his Marco Junior. I wanted to save it in a jar, but they wouldn't let me keep.