Backwoods hillbilly woman trying to explain a computer internet dating service to her friend...obviously, a fun spoof on a real spot! Written, produced & voiced by Evie Irwin.
English (North American)
Middle Aged (35-54)
US South (Deep South, Dixie, Delta)
Note: Transcripts are generated using speech recognition software and may contain errors.
Howdy. I'm going to tell you about this, and you ain't even going to believe it. You'll want a man. I mean, a real man. Just pick up the phone and tell birth of the dial 1 800 Get a man. Now, come on. What's it gonna take to get you to call? Ain't you tired of lugging the hog slop clean over the trough air in the outhouse and shoveling the manure? You need a man week after week, you get all gussied up on your Sunday going to meet close sitting And if you just wishing and hoping I'm telling you 1 800 Get a man thing. This is better than Sadie Hawkins Day you get a man without getting winded and without sweating like a truck horse and chasing a meter, they ain't got aware. Nothing fancy. Shut. Janie got a shape. Just got to talk real purty. Don't ask me. Had explained how old is new fangled computer saying works them city folks just said call 1 800 get a man and hate none of that funny stuff. Neither you keep clean you here. That's 1 800 Get a man. Go get him
Hillbilly, Animated, Believable, Country, Folksy, Friendly, Funny, Humorous, Radio, Whimsical, US South (Deep South, Dixie, Delta)