Opening Monologue from Straight & Narrow. Guy Next Door. Easygoing, Relaxed, Comedic, Natural, Thoughtful with a slight British Accent.
Middle Aged (35-54)
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the trouble is nothing simple in life, is it? I mean, nothing simple, Most ordinary, everyday, humdrum little things could turn out to be so complicated and everybody tells lies. Have you noticed? I don't mean great. Huge. Whopping. Liza sort. Real liars tell, but the inoffensive little lies we all tell to get out of ordinary, awkward situations. I mean, why can't we just say no in that extremely boring friend? Us round for dinner? No, I'm sorry. I can't come. I don't want to come. Why can't we just say it? But we don't wait to say, Oh, how lovely I'd adore to come. Hope you drop dead before the appointed day, and then we can say, Oh, would you believe? And they're always do to go to dinner on Friday.