Fairy Tale - Comedic - Southern - Hillbilly - Character
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EnglishVoice Age
Middle Aged (35-54)Accents
North American (General) North American (South West - Texas)Transcript
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the next part of our story is very tense. Late, very, very late. That is when most dastardly deeds take place. In the very late nous of night, there was a crescent moon. The clan of Kurt Truffle was sleeping snores in Aunt. If it'll chorus attested to this slack was the shack from the front to the back. This was happy is big chance for the big time. Happy Humphrey clambered over the fence onto the verdant turf he was in in the yard, the backyard of Ezekiel Kurt Truffle. Where grew the magical, mythical wonderful tree he crept stealthily, stealthily toward the greening of the miracle. Another owl, Carlson of the first, let out a hoot. Happy Humphrey frozen terror and remained so for over an hour as a four mentioned. This part is very tense, but finally happy. Humphrey moved toward the tree, drooling. He was there. Imagine the thrill of being so close to a money tree. You could touch it. He touched it. He even caressed and kissed it. But this was no time for relationships. It was a time for evil and criminal action. To win happy, Humphrey withdrew a minuscule axe, carried always in case of nefarious need and even while caressing the tree lit with one hand began to chop with the other chip shop chip shop. At this point, it would be well to interject that as of now, in America, trees do not enjoy full civil rights, as do horses, cats and Children. Thus, the full and profoundly murderous scope of Happy Humphries deed could not be prosecuted to the fullest extent in, for example, the Supreme Court. Furthermore, I regret to report that at 3:48 a.m. the little tree fell victim to the blows of the axe of Happy Humphrey merchant offenders. Sympathizers are here sanctioned to weep.